Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Instagram Tevera

Instagram Tevera. Signs up to Instagram using my email. 

 

A little background is in order.  Tevera is from Louisiana and has routinely used my email to sign up for various services.  I got her address from the Net10 account that she created using my email.  That is a post for later though.   I guess she thinks that if you keep using an email address it becomes yours.  Anyway, I figure if it's my email then I can do what I want with the account.  So I closed it.  Unfortunately she lost all of here photos.  Too bad too.  It looked like she had a cute kid.

 

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From: Instagram
To: Me
Date: April 14, 2015
Subject: Confirm your email address for Instagram

Hi <my email address>35!

You updated your email address to <my email address>. Confirm your email address to continue capturing and sharing your moments with the world.

Confirm Email Address

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From: Instagram
To: Me
Date: April 14, 2015
Subject: Reset Your Password

Hi @<my email address>35,

We got a request to reset your Instagram password.

Reset Password

If you ignore this message, your password won't be changed.

If you didn't request a password reset, let us know.

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From: Instagram
To: Me
Date: April 14, 2015
Subject: Your Instagram password has been changed

Hello,

This is a confirmation that the password for your Instagram account <my email address>35 has just been changed.

If you didn't request a password change, try signing in and reset your password if necessary. If you're having trouble, please refer to the Instagram Help Center: http://help.instagram.com/.

If you didn't create an Instagram account using this email address, let us know here: https://instagram.com/accounts/remove/report_wrong_email/adfkasdf/adkffadfasfasdf

-The Instagram Team

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Friday, September 4, 2015

Poor ScottieB

Poor ScottieB. He joins a gym and things got all messed up.  

 

First a mess up with his account and then a new debit card.  Now he's late with his gym payments.  I feel sorry for this guy.  A bad few weeks for sure.  Not sure why he wanted to express his feelings to me but I'll be his shoulder to cry on... I guess.  At least he let me know that it isn't my fault.  I'm glad for that.

 

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From: ScottieB
To: Me
Date: March 13, 2015
Subject: Looking for Feedback

I am looking for some feedback from you on what I consider a pretty serious matter. I came into the gym late August early September to see if I could get a new member ID to sign into the gym because I had not been going for a while and I wanted to start again. When I went inspoke to a young man who I asked to look up my name so I could get a new ID. He claimed I was no longer a member at retro and I would have to register again to become a member. I declined to do so and left.

Sense then I have been getting calls that I failed to pay my monthly fee and now it has been sent to collections. I went back to retro this week looking to speak with a manager. The person I spoke with looked up my first name and discovered my name was misspelled in the system which is why I was told back in the fall I was no longer a member. In addition to that I got a new debit card on September 17 which affected the automatic payments that were coming out of my account.

Had the young man been able to find my name in the system I would have given my new debit card information and continued to have my monthly bill automatically withdrawn because this is how I have alway paid my retro fitness bill. I have to be honest in saying I am very upset with this situation.

I have never not paid my bill for my gym membership or any bill for that matter and now my credit is going to be affected because of an error made by a retro fitness employee. I will pay and get documentation of what I owe collections but I need to compensated that amount I owe them. This is unexceptable that my credit is being affected by no fault of my own. I do realize this is not personally your fault but something needs to be done here.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. The person I spoke with this week was going to put a note in the system for you to view. My full name is Scott Bxxxxxx. If more could be accomplished by phone or in person I am happy to do so. Thanks again!

Sent from AOL Mobile Mail

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From: Me
To: ScottieB
Date: March 13, 2015
Subject: Looking for Feedback

Sorry for your loss.

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Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Realtor Liz

Liz is a local Realtor and is looking for rental units for Toni. She sent me two to look at.

 

I don't know who Toni is but I guess she has a pet or two. I was bored so I figured that I would give Liz my thoughts about the two properties. Seeing that Liz didn't respond, I bet she didn't like my response. 

 

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From: Liz
To: Me
Date: January 28, 2015
Subject: 2 rentals from Liz

Hi Toni,
Take a look at these two properties...I see what you mean, there are alot of rentals, but I only see 2 that may allow the pets, I say may, because their may have been an input error and just not put a N in that field. If you have any interest in either one of these, please let me know so I can show them to you. Thanks

Elkie Drive


Meadowbrook Drive
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From: Me
To: Liz
Date: January 28, 2015
Subject: 2 rentals from Liz

Hi Liz.  I don't like Elkie drive.  It's a little too ghetto for me.  I do like the look of Meadowbrook though.
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Monday, August 10, 2015

Atlaska Marie

Marie is from Alaska. She mistakenly sent me not one but two emails.

 

I thought my response to her first email would cause her to never contact me again.  Little did I know she would send a second email five months later.  I think my response to her second email is some of my best work.

 

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From: Marie
To: Me
Date: November 27, 2014
Subject: Guess what???

I'm wishing you a HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! Eat everything you love to eat.
Bestest,
 Marie
and Annie Red-Pants and Ringo Starr

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From: Me
To: Marie
Date: December 01, 2014
Subject: Guess what???

And a happy thanksgiving to you too Marie. Gave It The Old College Try.
Toodles,
  Martin
and Mr Alfred Neuman and Sweet Rabie Bay

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From: Marie
To: Me
Date: May 17, 2015
Subject: 05/17/15

 Hello,

 Tried to call you but the # I have for you ''is no longer in service''.
So, first: how are you??
Do you still hang out in Alaska?
 Is your plane airworthy again?
Blah, blah, blah.


Are you interested, or willing, to sell the twin mattress set that I have here?

Yes, I do miss hearing from you occasionally
Bestest,

Marie

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From: Me
To: Marie
Date: May 19, 2015
Subject: 05/17/15

Hi Marie!

I haven't heard from you since Thanksgiving.  How is Annie and Ringo doing?  I hope you and they are doing well.  Alfred is doing fine but Rabie Bay had a stomach virus.  He's doing much better since his hospital stay.  The bills are piling up though.

I'm doing fine.  As you noticed I no longer have a land line and an airline but I'll get to that later.  I'm using a broken pay phone down the street to make outgoing calls but unfortunately can't accept incoming.  I mostly use that phone to order pizza and entertainment.

I haven't been to Alaska for some time and quite frankly I miss it.  I gotta get back there more often.  Maybe things will lighten up in the next 15 years.  I put in my 15 year notice.  Maybe I'll get up there sooner if I'm forced into early retirement.  Here's hoping.

My poor plane.  Even after all this time I still have trouble to talk about it. I'm thankful that the beaver was okay.  Too bad the same can't be said for the cement truck.  But let's stop talking about that.

Yada, yada, yada.

I would be willing to sell one of the twin mattresses.  It's hard to break them apart.  I've grown quite attached to both of them.  I like to call them my siamese twin mattresses.

Take care,

Toodles

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Monday, August 3, 2015

Meagan's Bridal Shower

Maclyn is sending her condolences because she missed Meagan's bridal shower.

 

Of course this wasn't meant for me but I figured I would respond anyhow.  This one is really short.  Guess that she figured it out pretty quick that I wasn't Toni.

 

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From:Maclyn
To: Me
Date: August 28, 2014
Subject: Terribly Late RSVP


Hi Toni.

I'm so sorry I didn't respond earlier.  I have to work all weekend and won't be able to make it up for Meagan's bridal shower.  Thank you for the invitation - hope you guys have a wonderful time.

Maclyn
 
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From: Me
To:Maclyn
Date: August 28, 2014
Subject: Terribly Late RSVP

That's ok.  I'm sure you will be able to make the next one or the one after that.  Toodles.

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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

IP Sciences Maria

Maria is a business manager with IP Sciences, an Edu.

 

Someone used my email to sign up for a Mental Health Awareness and First Aid class.  Time to have some fun with Maria.  First she was quick to answer then nothing.  I guess I came on a little strong.

 

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From: Maria
To: Me
Date: May 30, 2014
Subject: IPS Customer Receipt/Purchase Confirmation


 Thank you for your order!

Order Information
Merchant:         IPS
Customer ID:    527
   
Item                               Description                                             Qty   Unit Price       Item Total
4219-1401473667         cfa2007_mental-health-awareness         1       US $550.00    US $550.00
       CFA2007_Mental Health Awareness and First Aid Certificate (1401473667-527)          
Total:         US $550.00

Date/Time:    30-May-2014 14:14:44 EDT
Transaction ID:    1836815864

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From: Me
To: Maria
Date: May 30, 2014
Subject: IPS Customer Receipt/Purchase Confirmation

Will we be practicing first aid on people people with mental health issues?

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From: Maria
To: Me
Date: May 30, 2014
Subject: IPS Customer Receipt/Purchase Confirmation

No.  In this course you will learn:
  • Basic techniques for empathic listening
  • Signs of common mental health disorders like depression, anxiety, and eating disorders
  • Differences between related disorders (e.g. Anorexia and Bulimia)
The course description should have explained course purpose.

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From: Me
To: Maria
Date: May 30, 2014
Subject: IPS Customer Receipt/Purchase Confirmation

Oh, ok.  Is this course only open to people who have mental health issues who want to learn CPR?

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From: Maria
To: Me
Date: May 31, 2014
Subject: IPS Customer Receipt/Purchase Confirmation

It is open to everyone.

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From: Me
To: Maria
Date: May 31, 2014
Subject: IPS Customer Receipt/Purchase Confirmation

If I cut myself and don't administer first aid, will I go insane?

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Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Food Truck John

John is a manager of a food truck business and needs food trucks for an event.

 

I was one of many people contacted.  I was probably the only one who responded.  Of course I never got a response back.  Oh well.



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From: John
To: Me
Date: April 8, 2014
Subject: Feld Entertainment

 Hello Everyone,

We just got a event with Feld Entertainment in Palmetto this company has ask us to provide lunch and dinner for 200 plus people six days a week  from April 14 to Jun 30 and if everything goes well they will give us there business for the whole year here in town and in Tampa. They have asked there is no can drinks it has to have a lid and they have water. The would like Monsters, Mt dew, coke, diet coke, Muscle milk, or any kind of energy drink. They also asked for high carb meals lite on the sauces and mayo these people will be up in the air and spinning around a lot.

Show up time 10:30am

lunch time 11am to 2pm

Dinner time 4pm to 6:30pm

will also need COI'S  for Feld Entertainment (We need this by tomorrow please I need to have them by Thursday of this week)
We also need to know names of people on your truck for the security.

Brian and I will be calling all the trucks today to try and book you guys then we will follow this up with a email later today

 
Sincerely,

John

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From: Me
To: John
Date: April 8, 2014
Subject: Feld Entertainment

Will 250 12oz cans be enough to bring or should I bring more?  Oh and I'm going to be a little late.  Hope you don't mind.  See you at 11:15.
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