Who is this? Karen

 Who is this? Karen. Sends me an email asking who I am. 

 

I get an email out of the blue from Karen, asking who I am. Since I don't know a Karen, I decided to have a little fun. Oh and just for the record, I am totally cooler online 😎

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From: Karen
To: Me
Date: April 30, 2019
Subject: Who is this?

Sent from my iPhone

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From: Me

To: Karen
Date: April 30, 2019
Subject: Who is this?

The person who own's this email address.

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From: Karen
To: Me

Date: April 30, 2019

Subject: Who is this?

Ok but who are you

Sent from my iPhone

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From: Me
To: Karen

Date: April 30, 2019

Subject: Who is this?

Who am I? Wow, what a question!  Okay, here goes. Oh, oh, oh, I'm a little nervous. Oh okay here it is.  This is me.  Oh wow, I've never done this before.I hope you like me 😊

I work down at the pizza pit

And I drive an old Hyundai

I still live with my mom and dad

I'm 5'3 and overweight

I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic

Mild asthmatic

Never been to 2nd base

But there's a whole another me

That you need to see

Go check out MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood

I'm 6'5 and I look damn good

I drive a Maserati

I'm a black belt in Karate

And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious

'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online

So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom

And she fixes me a snack

I head down to my basement bedroom

And fire up my Mac

In real life the only time I

Ever even been to L.A.

Was when I got the chance with the marching band

To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

Online I live in Malibu

I posed for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ

I'm single and I'm rich

And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious

'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date

Let alone a real girlfriend

But I grow another foot

And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood

I'm 6'5 and I look damn good

Even on a slow day, I can have a three way

Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online

I'm so much cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online