Instagram Tevera

Instagram Tevera. Signs up to Instagram using my email. 

 

A little background is in order.  Tevera is from Louisiana and has routinely used my email to sign up for various services.  I got her address from the Net10 account that she created using my email.  That is a post for later though.   I guess she thinks that if you keep using an email address it becomes yours.  Anyway, I figure if it's my email then I can do what I want with the account.  So I closed it.  Unfortunately she lost all of here photos.  Too bad too.  It looked like she had a cute kid.

 

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From: Instagram
To: Me
Date: April 14, 2015
Subject: Confirm your email address for Instagram

Hi <my email address>35!

You updated your email address to <my email address>. Confirm your email address to continue capturing and sharing your moments with the world.

Confirm Email Address

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From: Instagram

To: Me
Date: April 14, 2015
Subject: Reset Your Password

Hi @<my email address>35,

We got a request to reset your Instagram password.

Reset Password

If you ignore this message, your password won't be changed.

If you didn't request a password reset, let us know.

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From: Instagram
To: Me

Date: April 14, 2015

Subject: Your Instagram password has been changed

Hello,

This is a confirmation that the password for your Instagram account <my email address>35 has just been changed.

If you didn't request a password change, try signing in and reset your password if necessary. If you're having trouble, please refer to the Instagram Help Center: http://help.instagram.com/.

If you didn't create an Instagram account using this email address, let us know here: https://instagram.com/accounts/remove/report_wrong_email/adfkasdf/adkffadfasfasdf

-The Instagram Team

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Poor ScottieB

Poor ScottieB. He joins a gym and things got all messed up.  

 

First a mess up with his account and then a new debit card.  Now he's late with his gym payments.  I feel sorry for this guy.  A bad few weeks for sure.  Not sure why he wanted to express his feelings to me but I'll be his shoulder to cry on... I guess.  At least he let me know that it isn't my fault.  I'm glad for that.

 

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From: ScottieB
To: Me
Date: March 13, 2015
Subject: Looking for Feedback

I am looking for some feedback from you on what I consider a pretty serious matter. I came into the gym late August early September to see if I could get a new member ID to sign into the gym because I had not been going for a while and I wanted to start again. When I went inspoke to a young man who I asked to look up my name so I could get a new ID. He claimed I was no longer a member at retro and I would have to register again to become a member. I declined to do so and left.

Sense then I have been getting calls that I failed to pay my monthly fee and now it has been sent to collections. I went back to retro this week looking to speak with a manager. The person I spoke with looked up my first name and discovered my name was misspelled in the system which is why I was told back in the fall I was no longer a member. In addition to that I got a new debit card on September 17 which affected the automatic payments that were coming out of my account.

Had the young man been able to find my name in the system I would have given my new debit card information and continued to have my monthly bill automatically withdrawn because this is how I have alway paid my retro fitness bill. I have to be honest in saying I am very upset with this situation.

I have never not paid my bill for my gym membership or any bill for that matter and now my credit is going to be affected because of an error made by a retro fitness employee. I will pay and get documentation of what I owe collections but I need to compensated that amount I owe them. This is unexceptable that my credit is being affected by no fault of my own. I do realize this is not personally your fault but something needs to be done here.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. The person I spoke with this week was going to put a note in the system for you to view. My full name is Scott Bxxxxxx. If more could be accomplished by phone or in person I am happy to do so. Thanks again!

Sent from AOL Mobile Mail

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From: Me
To: ScottieB
Date: March 13, 2015
Subject: Looking for Feedback

Sorry for your loss.

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Realtor Liz

Liz is a local Realtor and is looking for rental units for Toni. She sent me two to look at.

 

I don't know who Toni is but I guess she has a pet or two. I was bored so I figured that I would give Liz my thoughts about the two properties. Seeing that Liz didn't respond, I bet she didn't like my response. 

 

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From: Liz
To: Me
Date: January 28, 2015
Subject: 2 rentals from Liz

Hi Toni,
Take a look at these two properties...I see what you mean, there are alot of rentals, but I only see 2 that may allow the pets, I say may, because their may have been an input error and just not put a N in that field. If you have any interest in either one of these, please let me know so I can show them to you. Thanks

Elkie Drive

Meadowbrook Drive

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From: Me
To: Liz
Date: January 28, 2015
Subject: 2 rentals from Liz

Hi Liz.  I don't like Elkie drive.  It's a little too ghetto for me.  I do like the look of Meadowbrook though.

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Atlaska Marie

Marie is from Alaska. She mistakenly sent me not one but two emails.

 

I thought my response to her first email would cause her to never contact me again.  Little did I know she would send a second email five months later.  I think my response to her second email is some of my best work.

 

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From: Marie
To: Me
Date: November 27, 2014
Subject: Guess what???

I'm wishing you a HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! Eat everything you love to eat.
Bestest,
 Marie
and Annie Red-Pants and Ringo Starr

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From: Me
To: Marie
Date: December 01, 2014
Subject: Guess what???

And a happy thanksgiving to you too Marie. Gave It The Old College Try.
Toodles,
  Martin
and Mr Alfred Neuman and Sweet Rabie Bay

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From: Marie
To: Me
Date: May 17, 2015
Subject: 05/17/15

 Hello,

 Tried to call you but the # I have for you ''is no longer in service''.
So, first: how are you??
Do you still hang out in Alaska?
 Is your plane airworthy again?
Blah, blah, blah.


Are you interested, or willing, to sell the twin mattress set that I have here?

Yes, I do miss hearing from you occasionally
Bestest,

Marie

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From: Me
To: Marie
Date: May 19, 2015
Subject: 05/17/15

Hi Marie!

I haven't heard from you since Thanksgiving.  How is Annie and Ringo doing?  I hope you and they are doing well.  Alfred is doing fine but Rabie Bay had a stomach virus.  He's doing much better since his hospital stay.  The bills are piling up though.

I'm doing fine.  As you noticed I no longer have a land line and an airline but I'll get to that later.  I'm using a broken pay phone down the street to make outgoing calls but unfortunately can't accept incoming.  I mostly use that phone to order pizza and entertainment.

I haven't been to Alaska for some time and quite frankly I miss it.  I gotta get back there more often.  Maybe things will lighten up in the next 15 years.  I put in my 15 year notice.  Maybe I'll get up there sooner if I'm forced into early retirement.  Here's hoping.

My poor plane.  Even after all this time I still have trouble to talk about it. I'm thankful that the beaver was okay.  Too bad the same can't be said for the cement truck.  But let's stop talking about that.

Yada, yada, yada.

I would be willing to sell one of the twin mattresses.  It's hard to break them apart.  I've grown quite attached to both of them.  I like to call them my siamese twin mattresses.

Take care,

Toodles

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Meagan's Bridal Shower

Maclyn is sending her condolences because she missed Meagan's bridal shower.

 

Of course this wasn't meant for me but I figured I would respond anyhow.  This one is really short.  Guess that she figured it out pretty quick that I wasn't Toni.

 

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From:Maclyn
To: Me
Date: August 28, 2014
Subject: Terribly Late RSVP


Hi Toni.

I'm so sorry I didn't respond earlier.  I have to work all weekend and won't be able to make it up for Meagan's bridal shower.  Thank you for the invitation - hope you guys have a wonderful time.

Maclyn

 

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From: Me
To:Maclyn
Date: August 28, 2014
Subject: Terribly Late RSVP

That's ok.  I'm sure you will be able to make the next one or the one after that.  Toodles.

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IP Sciences Maria

Maria is a business manager with IP Sciences, an Edu.

 

Someone used my email to sign up for a Mental Health Awareness and First Aid class.  Time to have some fun with Maria.  First she was quick to answer then nothing.  I guess I came on a little strong.

 

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From: Maria
To: Me
Date: May 30, 2014
Subject: IPS Customer Receipt/Purchase Confirmation


 Thank you for your order!

Order Information
Merchant:         IPS
Customer ID:    527
   
Item                               Description                                             Qty   Unit Price       Item Total
4219-1401473667         cfa2007_mental-health-awareness         1       US $550.00    US $550.00
       CFA2007_Mental Health Awareness and First Aid Certificate (1401473667-527)          
Total:         US $550.00

Date/Time:    30-May-2014 14:14:44 EDT
Transaction ID:    1836815864

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From: Me
To: Maria
Date: May 30, 2014
Subject: IPS Customer Receipt/Purchase Confirmation

Will we be practicing first aid on people people with mental health issues?

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From: Maria
To: Me
Date: May 30, 2014
Subject: IPS Customer Receipt/Purchase Confirmation

No.  In this course you will learn:

• Basic techniques for empathic listening
• Signs of common mental health disorders like depression, anxiety, and eating disorders
• Differences between related disorders (e.g. Anorexia and Bulimia)

The course description should have explained course purpose.

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From: Me
To: Maria
Date: May 30, 2014
Subject: IPS Customer Receipt/Purchase Confirmation

Oh, ok.  Is this course only open to people who have mental health issues who want to learn CPR?

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From: Maria
To: Me
Date: May 31, 2014
Subject: IPS Customer Receipt/Purchase Confirmation

It is open to everyone.

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From: Me
To: Maria
Date: May 31, 2014
Subject: IPS Customer Receipt/Purchase Confirmation

If I cut myself and don't administer first aid, will I go insane?

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Food Truck John

John is a manager of a food truck business and needs food trucks for an event.

 

I was one of many people contacted.  I was probably the only one who responded.  Of course I never got a response back.  Oh well.

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From: John
To: Me
Date: April 8, 2014
Subject: Feld Entertainment

 Hello Everyone,

We just got a event with Feld Entertainment in Palmetto this company has ask us to provide lunch and dinner for 200 plus people six days a week  from April 14 to Jun 30 and if everything goes well they will give us there business for the whole year here in town and in Tampa. They have asked there is no can drinks it has to have a lid and they have water. The would like Monsters, Mt dew, coke, diet coke, Muscle milk, or any kind of energy drink. They also asked for high carb meals lite on the sauces and mayo these people will be up in the air and spinning around a lot.

Show up time 10:30am

lunch time 11am to 2pm

Dinner time 4pm to 6:30pm

will also need COI'S  for Feld Entertainment (We need this by tomorrow please I need to have them by Thursday of this week)
We also need to know names of people on your truck for the security.

Brian and I will be calling all the trucks today to try and book you guys then we will follow this up with a email later today

 
Sincerely,

John

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From: Me
To: John
Date: April 8, 2014
Subject: Feld Entertainment

Will 250 12oz cans be enough to bring or should I bring more?  Oh and I'm going to be a little late.  Hope you don't mind.  See you at 11:15.

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Canyon Baseball Dave

Dave is organizing a golf committee meeting complete with breakfast.

 

Of course this message wasn't intended for me but I figured that I would have a little fun with him anyway.  This one is a little short.  Looks like he caught on pretty quickly. 

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From: Dave
To: Me
Date: September 18, 2013
Subject: Canyon Baseball - Golf Committee

Committee Members,

We are going to have our first Golf Committee Meeting on Saturday, September 21st @ 9:00AM. The Meeting will take place at:

Anaheim Hills Golf Course
6501 E. Nohl Ranch Road
Anaheim Hills
Oak Room “A”

*Breakfast will be served at 9:00AM during Meeting*

Thanks,

Dave

 

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From: Me
To: Dave
Date: September 18, 2013
Subject: Canyon Baseball - Golf Committee

Count me in. I will be bringing my wife so count us as two for breakfast. She doesn't golf so I will only need a tee time for one. But of course you already know that.

 

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From: Dave
To: Me
Date: September 18, 2013
Subject: Canyon Baseball - Golf Committee

Do you need a caddy?

 

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From: Me
To: Dave
Date: September 19, 2013
Subject: Canyon Baseball - Golf Committee
 
No thank you.  I'm sure you noticed that I've put on a few pounds lately.  I  need the exercise.  Would you happen to know if daycare will be provided?  I need a place to drop off my three and one year old.

 

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Hyundai Tina - Part 3

Tina - Part 3. Last ditch effort to contact Tina.

 

This is part three of a three part post.

Hyundai Tina Part 1

Hyundai Tina Part 2

 

After part 2, Tina stopped responding.  A couple of weeks later I received a "Mother's Day Special" email from CDerick at the same dealership.  I figured I would give it one more go and try to suck Tina back into the conversation.  It didn't work but I still had a chuckle.

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From: CDerick
To: Me
Date: May 5, 2013
Subject: Mother's Day Service Specials

Celebrate Mother's Day Safely and in Style.

Now through May 31, Lia Hyundai of Enfield would like to show appreciation to all mothers with Mother's Day specials in our Service Department.

You can choose to save big while you optimize your vehicle’s vital systems with our oil change package and then add some extra sparkle with our hand wax while you wait savings coupon.

Service Hours: Monday – Friday: 7:30am – 5:30pm | Saturday: 8am – 4pm

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From: Me
To: CDerick
Date: May 5, 2013
Subject: Mother's Day Service Specials

Hi there.  I was working with Tina in the past but she stopped talking to me.  I don't know why.  Is she ok?  I miss talking to her.  Tell her Tracey says Hi!

I would like to schedule a Mothers Day oil change.  Can I get an appointment for Sunday at 10?  I so hope Tina is there.  Maybe we can catch up on things.

Tootles.

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Hyundai Tina - Part 2

Tina - Part 2. Trying another tactic.  Still no dice.

 

This is part two of a three part series.

Hyundai Tina Part 1

Hyundai Tina Part 3

 

Seeing that email isn't going very well Tina tries another method to contact Tracie.  That didn't go well either.  Looks like we have come full circle with this one.  Eventually Tina stopped responding.  I guess she finally caught on.

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From: Tina
To: Me
Date: April 6, 2013
Subject: Hi Tracie

Tracie,
 Can you provide a number to reach you?

____________________________From: Me
To: Tina
Date: April 6, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie 

Thanks.  Email will work.  Have you given any thought to the off-hours transaction?

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From: Tina
To: Me
Date: April 6, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Tracie,
I just called you, left message.. your best bet... is to contact me by telephone

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From: Me
To: Tina
Date: April 7, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Did I call you back?

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From: Tina
To: Me
Date: April 8, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Tracie,


It has been about 2 weeks since we talked. I wanted to let you know that we have made some significant changes to our vehicles, and there are currently some really exceptional deals available. If you are interested to come in to take a look at what we have to offer now, I am sure that you will be very interested.

The updates are truly wonderful!

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From: Me
To: Tina
Date: April 8, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Just checking.  Thanks for sending the info about the Sonata.  I'm interested in other models as well.  Could you send out info about these models too?

Accord
Civic
Crosstour
Fit

Is the Insight a crossover?  Yes, and the Insight too.

Thanks,

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From: Tina
To: Me
Date: April 8, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Tracie,
I just received your email about  all the information you requested. I see that you may be able to stop in after Wednesday. With that being said,  we can compare brands and models  etc.. in person, this way we can offer you the most accurate information.

What day and time will be best for you to meet with me?

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From: Me

To: Tina

Date: April 8, 2013

Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Um Ok.  I was hoping to take a look at your model info beforehand.  I guess it can wait.  When would you like me to come in?

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From: Tina

To: Me

Date: April 8, 2013

Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Tracie,

Whether you decide to meet with me today  or tommorrow. I will  be here ready to assist you when you feel the time is right.


So let's pick an open time slot that will work for you now.
Tuesday  9:45,11:15, 12:45, 2:15, 3:45 and 4:45PM

Let me know what time will work for you?

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From: Me

To: Tina

Date: April 9, 2013

Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Tomorrow is out.  Could we schedule for Saturday at 700pm?

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From: Tina

To: Me

Date: April 20, 2013

Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Tracie,

I just wanted to drop you a quick note about our pre-owned inventory. We have over 1000 vehicles on line to choose from which means we have a car or truck which will fit your needs and budget. Please click HERE and browse our expanded inventory.

Moreover, here at --- Hyundai, we are a privately owned dealership with a strong focus on the customer. We have committed to state of the art facilities, sales hours 7 days a week, and extended service hours including Saturdays. We are doing everything we can to make our customer’s experience and pleasant and easy as possible.

Thank you for taking the time to read my note.

Thanks,

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From: Me

To: Tina

Date: April 20, 2013

Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Hi Tina.  Great to hear from you.  It's been a long time.  How have you been?

I would be interested in coming in to take a look at your pre-owned inventory.  When are you available?

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From: Me

To: Tina

Date: April 22, 2013

Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Are you mad at me?

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Hyundai Tina - Part 1

Tina from a Hyundai dealership.  This one is quite lengthy.  I'm going to break these out into multiple posts.

 

She thought I was Tracie.  Weird because my friendly name showed up on every response.  No matter what I said she still kept trying to make the sale.

Hyundai Tina Part 2

Hyundai Tina Part 3

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From: Tina
To: Me
Date: April 5, 2013
Subject: Hi Tracie

Tracie,
 Tina here from --- Hyundai..How are you? I just spoke briefly to your husband, trying to reach you!

I want to make sure when you do visit our showroom, that we have a sales consultant available for you. I make sure that all our internet customers receive top notch service.
Whether you decide to meet with me today  or tommorrow. I will  be here ready to assist you when you feel the time is right.


So let's pick an open time slot that will work for you now.

Saturday:9:45, 11:15,1:45, 2:45, 3:45 and 4:45PM
Sunday: 12:15,12:45, 1:15 and 2:45PM


Contact me today to arrange everything for you! Just call xxx xxx xxxx

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From: Me
To: Tina
Date: April 5, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie 

Hi Tina great to hear from you.  I have nothing planned for 4:45 on Sunday.

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From: Tina
To: Me
Date: April 5, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Tracie..
Tina here ..are you thinking Saturday.. we close at 4PM Sunday?

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From: Me
To: Tina
Date: April 5, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Oh darn.  I'm won't be available until after 4 on Sunday.  How early do you open on Monday?

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From: Tina
To: Me
Date: April 5, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Tracie,
Here are the open appointments for Monday:

9:15, 10:45,11:15,12:45,1:45,3:45 and 5:45PM

If you can make it in any sooner, please call me at xxx xxx xxxx I am on call,and can arrange everything for you..also to avoid any waiting when you arrive.

See you soon.. ask for TINA on arrival !!

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From: Me
To: Tina
Date: April 5, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Oh my.  None of those times are good.  Would you be able to meet a little earlier on Monday?

Did I mention that I plan on paying cash?

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From: Tina
To: Me
Date: April 5, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Tracie.. We open at 9AM.. anything in the evening ? We do have also 6:45PM?

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From: Me

To: Tina

Date: April 5, 2013

Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Oh heck. I can't do anything between 9 and 645.  How about later than 645 maybe something around the 9pm timeframe?  We can meet later if you want.
It's still dark at 9pm isn't it?  Yes anything after 9 will work.

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From: Tina

To: Me

Date: April 5, 2013

Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Tracie,
Maybe a weekend would be better for you.

Our showroom hours are:
Monday - Thursday 9AM - 8PM, Friday - Saturday 9AM - 6PM, and Sunday 12PM - 4PM

 Let me know what other day will work best!

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From: Me

To: Tina

Date: April 5, 2013

Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

If its the weekend it will have to be early, real early.

I plan on paying cash.  Is that ok?

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From: Tina

To: Me

Date: April 6, 2013

Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Tracie,
 We do except cash as a a certified bank check made out to --- Hyundai. The amount will be determined, when you pick out your vehicle. Our first appointment Sunday is 12 NOON.

Monday - Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
9:00am to 8:00pm
9:00am to 6:00pm
9:00am to 6:00pm
12:00pm - 4:00pm

What  day can I arrange your appointment for from the above store hours?t 9AM.. anything in the evening ? We do have also 6:45PM?

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From: Me

To: Tina

Date: April 6, 2013

Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Those times won't do.  Would you consider an off-hour transaction?  Do I get a discount if I buy bulk?

Do you accept cash like non-sequential unmarked bills?

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The Hangman

One of my firsts and one of my favorites.  Amy played along so well.  I wasn't sure where I was going with these so this one may look a little different from later works.

I previously received a couple of JetBlue reservation confirmations from Travis' assistant, Zoe so I already had a good mental picture of him.  JetBlue even sent me a survey for one of his flights.  I was happy to fill it out.  Too Bad I didn't save it.

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From: Amy
To: Me
Date: August 18, 2012
Subject: The Hangman

Hi Travis,
I was talking to your mom, and of course mentioned the painting because I haven't been able to (or wanted to) get its image out of my mind.  I didn' t follow up because I felt like i couldn't make even a respectable offer, considering the price in the gallery.   Tell me what you will take for it and i will see if i can get close to the number, even if I have to pay you you in two installments …one now and one in a post-dated check for a month from now if that works for you.  Lets see if we can work it out.  That piece pulls at me for one reason or another….perhaps if I have years to look at it, I'll figure out the answer (ha!)
Think on it and get back to me ,
No hurry,
Amy

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From: Me
To: Amy
Date: August 23, 2012
Subject: RE: The Hangman 

I'm feeling generous and I think that you should have it at no cost.

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From: Amy
To: Me
Date: August 23, 2012
Subject: RE: The Hangman

Have you been drinking or smoking weed my love?  I am serious…

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From: Me
To: Amy
Date: August 29, 2012
Subject: RE: The Hangman

I have to be honest with you Amy.  I am neither Travis nor am I a painter.  However your email has inspired me to start painting.  If your deal falls through with Travis would you consider purchasing my hangman?  Please see enclosed pic.  And just to let you know I am feeling generous and if I was Travis I would have let you have it at no cost.  

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From: Amy
To: Me
Date: September 1, 2012
Subject: RE: The Hangman

I can see the Basquiat influence, or perhaps it's a simplified version of Dekoenig's style…what's  the medium you used for this piece? And the size?  Since I can't seem to find Travis and the original Hangman perhaps I'll consider 'Hangman 2' !  However, I do think this image has been done many many times before, but never quite like this…and if we tell the world it is great ar they are bound to believe us.

Amy

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From: Me
To: Amy
Date: September 14, 2012
Subject: RE: The Hangman

LOL.  Thanks for being such a good sport Amy   Sorry to have misled you.  Unfortunately I don't have an email for Travis although I have received some email sent to my address by accident.  The only other information I have is from a Jet Blue email last year where Travis and Zoe were booked on a flight.  I'm not sure if you have any contact with Zoe.  She may be more help.  Take care Amy.  I hope you get in touch with Travis.

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From: Amy
To: Me
Date: September 14, 2012
Subject: RE: The Hangman

Thanks, guess I'll call his Mom.  Well, it's been fun!  I am saving tour correspondence to show to him…he will be so envious of your talent.  Keep your eye out for forgeries of Hangman 2 in the very near future…Amy

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