Tuesday, July 21, 2015

IP Sciences Maria

Maria is a business manager with IP Sciences, an Edu.

 

Someone used my email to sign up for a Mental Health Awareness and First Aid class.  Time to have some fun with Maria.  First she was quick to answer then nothing.  I guess I came on a little strong.

 

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From: Maria
To: Me
Date: May 30, 2014
Subject: IPS Customer Receipt/Purchase Confirmation


 Thank you for your order!

Order Information
Merchant:         IPS
Customer ID:    527
   
Item                               Description                                             Qty   Unit Price       Item Total
4219-1401473667         cfa2007_mental-health-awareness         1       US $550.00    US $550.00
       CFA2007_Mental Health Awareness and First Aid Certificate (1401473667-527)          
Total:         US $550.00

Date/Time:    30-May-2014 14:14:44 EDT
Transaction ID:    1836815864

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From: Me
To: Maria
Date: May 30, 2014
Subject: IPS Customer Receipt/Purchase Confirmation

Will we be practicing first aid on people people with mental health issues?

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From: Maria
To: Me
Date: May 30, 2014
Subject: IPS Customer Receipt/Purchase Confirmation

No.  In this course you will learn:
  • Basic techniques for empathic listening
  • Signs of common mental health disorders like depression, anxiety, and eating disorders
  • Differences between related disorders (e.g. Anorexia and Bulimia)
The course description should have explained course purpose.

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From: Me
To: Maria
Date: May 30, 2014
Subject: IPS Customer Receipt/Purchase Confirmation

Oh, ok.  Is this course only open to people who have mental health issues who want to learn CPR?

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From: Maria
To: Me
Date: May 31, 2014
Subject: IPS Customer Receipt/Purchase Confirmation

It is open to everyone.

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From: Me
To: Maria
Date: May 31, 2014
Subject: IPS Customer Receipt/Purchase Confirmation

If I cut myself and don't administer first aid, will I go insane?

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Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Food Truck John

John is a manager of a food truck business and needs food trucks for an event.

 

I was one of many people contacted.  I was probably the only one who responded.  Of course I never got a response back.  Oh well.



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From: John
To: Me
Date: April 8, 2014
Subject: Feld Entertainment

 Hello Everyone,

We just got a event with Feld Entertainment in Palmetto this company has ask us to provide lunch and dinner for 200 plus people six days a week  from April 14 to Jun 30 and if everything goes well they will give us there business for the whole year here in town and in Tampa. They have asked there is no can drinks it has to have a lid and they have water. The would like Monsters, Mt dew, coke, diet coke, Muscle milk, or any kind of energy drink. They also asked for high carb meals lite on the sauces and mayo these people will be up in the air and spinning around a lot.

Show up time 10:30am

lunch time 11am to 2pm

Dinner time 4pm to 6:30pm

will also need COI'S  for Feld Entertainment (We need this by tomorrow please I need to have them by Thursday of this week)
We also need to know names of people on your truck for the security.

Brian and I will be calling all the trucks today to try and book you guys then we will follow this up with a email later today

 
Sincerely,

John

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From: Me
To: John
Date: April 8, 2014
Subject: Feld Entertainment

Will 250 12oz cans be enough to bring or should I bring more?  Oh and I'm going to be a little late.  Hope you don't mind.  See you at 11:15.
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Friday, July 10, 2015

Canyon Baseball Dave

Dave is organizing a golf committee meeting complete with breakfast.

 

Of course this message wasn't intended for me but I figured that I would have a little fun with him anyway.  This one is a little short.  Looks like he caught on pretty quickly. 



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From: Dave
To: Me
Date: September 18, 2013
Subject: Canyon Baseball - Golf Committee

Committee Members,

We are going to have our first Golf Committee Meeting on Saturday, September 21st @ 9:00AM. The Meeting will take place at:

Anaheim Hills Golf Course
6501 E. Nohl Ranch Road
Anaheim Hills
Oak Room “A”

*Breakfast will be served at 9:00AM during Meeting*

Thanks,

Dave
 
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From: Me
To: Dave
Date: September 18, 2013
Subject: Canyon Baseball - Golf Committee

Count me in. I will be bringing my wife so count us as two for breakfast. She doesn't golf so I will only need a tee time for one. But of course you already know that.
 
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From: Dave
To: Me
Date: September 18, 2013
Subject: Canyon Baseball - Golf Committee

Do you need a caddy?
 
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From: Me
To: Dave
Date: September 19, 2013
Subject: Canyon Baseball - Golf Committee
 
No thank you.  I'm sure you noticed that I've put on a few pounds lately.  I  need the exercise.  Would you happen to know if daycare will be provided?  I need a place to drop off my three and one year old.
 
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Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Hyundai Tina - Part 3

Tina - Part 3. Last ditch effort to contact Tina.

 

This is part three of a three part post.

Hyundai Tina Part 1

Hyundai Tina Part 2

 

After part 2, Tina stopped responding.  A couple of weeks later I received a "Mother's Day Special" email from CDerick at the same dealership.  I figured I would give it one more go and try to suck Tina back into the conversation.  It didn't work but I still had a chuckle.



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From: CDerick
To: Me
Date: May 5, 2013
Subject: Mother's Day Service Specials

Celebrate Mother's Day Safely and in Style.

Now through May 31, Lia Hyundai of Enfield would like to show appreciation to all mothers with Mother's Day specials in our Service Department.

You can choose to save big while you optimize your vehicle’s vital systems with our oil change package and then add some extra sparkle with our hand wax while you wait savings coupon.

Service Hours: Monday – Friday: 7:30am – 5:30pm | Saturday: 8am – 4pm

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From: Me
To: CDerick
Date: May 5, 2013
Subject: Mother's Day Service Specials

Hi there.  I was working with Tina in the past but she stopped talking to me.  I don't know why.  Is she ok?  I miss talking to her.  Tell her Tracey says Hi!

I would like to schedule a Mothers Day oil change.  Can I get an appointment for Sunday at 10?  I so hope Tina is there.  Maybe we can catch up on things.

Tootles.

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Monday, July 6, 2015

Hyundai Tina - Part 2

Tina - Part 2. Trying another tactic.  Still no dice.

 

This is part two of a three part series.

Hyundai Tina Part 1

Hyundai Tina Part 3

 

Seeing that email isn't going very well Tina tries another method to contact Tracie.  That didn't go well either.  Looks like we have come full circle with this one.  Eventually Tina stopped responding.  I guess she finally caught on.



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From: Tina
To: Me
Date: April 6, 2013
Subject: Hi Tracie

Tracie,
 Can you provide a number to reach you?
____________________________From: Me
To: Tina
Date: April 6, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie 

Thanks.  Email will work.  Have you given any thought to the off-hours transaction?

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From: Tina
To: Me
Date: April 6, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Tracie,
I just called you, left message.. your best bet... is to contact me by telephone
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From: Me
To: Tina
Date: April 7, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Did I call you back?

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From: Tina
To: Me
Date: April 8, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Tracie,


It has been about 2 weeks since we talked. I wanted to let you know that we have made some significant changes to our vehicles, and there are currently some really exceptional deals available. If you are interested to come in to take a look at what we have to offer now, I am sure that you will be very interested.

The updates are truly wonderful!
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From: Me
To: Tina
Date: April 8, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Just checking.  Thanks for sending the info about the Sonata.  I'm interested in other models as well.  Could you send out info about these models too?

Accord
Civic
Crosstour
Fit

Is the Insight a crossover?  Yes, and the Insight too.

Thanks,
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From: Tina
To: Me
Date: April 8, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Tracie,
I just received your email about  all the information you requested. I see that you may be able to stop in after Wednesday. With that being said,  we can compare brands and models  etc.. in person, this way we can offer you the most accurate information.

What day and time will be best for you to meet with me?

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From: Me
To: Tina
Date: April 8, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Um Ok.  I was hoping to take a look at your model info beforehand.  I guess it can wait.  When would you like me to come in?
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From: Tina
To: Me
Date: April 8, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Tracie,

Whether you decide to meet with me today  or tommorrow. I will  be here ready to assist you when you feel the time is right.


So let's pick an open time slot that will work for you now.
Tuesday  9:45,11:15, 12:45, 2:15, 3:45 and 4:45PM

Let me know what time will work for you?
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From: Me
To: Tina
Date: April 9, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Tomorrow is out.  Could we schedule for Saturday at 700pm?
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From: Tina
To: Me
Date: April 20, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Tracie,

I just wanted to drop you a quick note about our pre-owned inventory. We have over 1000 vehicles on line to choose from which means we have a car or truck which will fit your needs and budget. Please click HERE and browse our expanded inventory.

Moreover, here at --- Hyundai, we are a privately owned dealership with a strong focus on the customer. We have committed to state of the art facilities, sales hours 7 days a week, and extended service hours including Saturdays. We are doing everything we can to make our customer’s experience and pleasant and easy as possible.

Thank you for taking the time to read my note.

Thanks,
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From: Me
To: Tina
Date: April 20, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Hi Tina.  Great to hear from you.  It's been a long time.  How have you been?

I would be interested in coming in to take a look at your pre-owned inventory.  When are you available?

____________________________
From: Me
To: Tina
Date: April 22, 2013
Subject: RE: Hi Tracie

Are you mad at me?
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